lilbunnygirl:

*gives you a lap dance for curly fries*

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tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

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togamivevo:

in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies

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