~I'm Kendall• 'm a Virgo• I probably love you~

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

hotcheetoprincess:

hotcheetoprincess:

u know what I call boys 5’11 and under?

friends:)

officialunitedstates:

they said it was dangerous and stupid but look at me now.  3 years after eating nothing but plant seeds I get 95% of my energy from the sun plus my branch arms are useful in duels

I think about you. But I don’t say it anymore.
Marguerite Duras, from Hiroshima, Mon Amour  (via squirrelfiend)
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spacemuffinz:

[headcanon rabbit’s next hairdo]

favorite hair 
Anonymous SENT: reverse mermaids though

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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merchandice:

im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot

me